senet_anakhvek
ninihello, the name's Varik (my English first name, Veritable, is fine too). Right now I'm a teacher, but I've had a lot of jobs over the years — some unsavory, some not. You're well within your right to dislike me for that, but don't make it my business.
- interests
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- I'm a pro at every card game, board game, and whichever other luck-based game that you can think of, being the viya of probability and luck. I welcome y'all to try and beat me in any of 'em, but it ain't gonna work.
- I've been riding horses for a good few centuries, and I can ride cattle too. Favorite horse of mine was a bay American Quarter Horse named Knucklebit. I don't offer lessons professionally, but if you want a few pointers then I'm happy to share what I know.
- I spend a lot of time reading, mostly books and journal articles about mathematics.
- fun facts
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- Used to be a statistics professor at the University of New Orleans, 'til I got outed as a viya — long story. Ask Landon about it if you really wanna know what happened. They're my kid, so they were there.
- I'm still the only viya that needs to eat human food to survive. I'm a real sucker for cherry pie, but seħut was my first favorite food. REAL seħut, not the facsimile they cook today.
- Nobody believes me when I say it, but I met Jesus once a couple thousand years ago. We looked pretty similar, which I still find funny. I don't get along well with preachy types, but he seemed like a dependable fellow.
- pinned threads
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age: 4,894
birthday: renip 80, upata unFeset/March 20, 2870 BCE
pronouns: he/him
current mood: Hankerin' for some pie.
date joined Sekh-net: renip 4970, hetur 8
total # of posts: 1,750
R.I.P. Chips, 1968-1997