I’m like if a [redacted] read a bathroom sign saying “women’s”, immediately forgot, and walked in anyway.
I’m like if a [redacted] related to opening a bathroom stall to find a guy peeing standing up, door unlocked because he was in a rush.
I’m like if a [redacted] still kinda liked using the men’s and women’s equally.
I’m like if a [redacted] wanted to be one of the girls. I am a [redacted] that can hang with the girls.
I’m like if a [redacted] had more hair and less chest. I’m like if a [redacted] used he/him. I’m like if a [redacted] was a guy. I’m like a [redacted], but not a man.
I’m like a [redacted] who can’t tell if that man is someone they’d wanna date or just someone they find hot. I’m like if a [redacted] forgot they like women. I’m like if a [redacted] lied to everyone about who they're attracted to. I'm like if a [redacted] lied to herself.
I’m like if a [redacted] was stuck in front of a funhouse mirror. I’m kinda like other [redacted]s, but I’m playing a different game. I’m a [redacted] that invites contradictions. I need to be inconsistent to be a [redacted].